Monday 11 January 2016

HERE BE LIONS ET AL.


His father used to say that you reap what you sow. As a matter of fact, he possessed a whole array of sayings of the sort, which he used with scalpel-like precision accordingly to each situation. Life is what you make of it... You make the bed you lie in... When life hands you lemons, make lemonade...

Whatever the case, it all came down to one very basic concept: you are the sole responsible for everything that happens to you. Well, he did not believe that. Not in the least. Life had presented him with enough examples of the exact opposite. So, no, he did not think himself responsible for most of what happened to him.

Besides, he had always hated lemonade.

It all started very innocently. He had been unemployed for three months, his savings dwindling down to a miser couple of cents and with no prospect of a new job in sight. In fact, his whole life was what you could call hopeless. His only joyous moments were the ones derived from his favourite tv shows. He would spend hours on end, lying on his bed, watching episode after episode of what happened to be on his binge-watching list at the time. He would immerse himself in its plots, gladly parting ways with his chagrined and much despondent reality.

He had found out that, notwithstanding its obvious downsides, the plots of said shows always seemed more alluring than the life which awaited him outside the four walls of his bedroom. In fiction, even when there was pain and death and hopelessness, still life seemed to put itself to rights and make it all worthy and rewarding. There was a kind of balance, of coherence that held it all together, in a way that real life was never able to. That made it the perfect place to take refuge in and soothe the anxiety that, otherwise, would have permeated his every breathing moment.

At first, they were just a distraction. A convenient way to put some distance between him and... well, everything else. Then, little by little, he started realizing that he actually believed he was there - or, at least, that he could very well be - among all those characters. It was not a Walter Mitty kind of thing, though. There was no actual daydreaming involved. It was more of a virtual reality kind of deal. He turned on the computer and travelled to some other dimension, whether it was the Delta quadrant in a distant stardate or Atlantic City in the 1920s and 30s.

He watched as the stories unfolded, happily drowning in the plights of the various characters, until it came a point when he felt that he was a natural part of it. His bedroom walls would dissolve and he would take his rightful place inside the computer screen. Sometimes, he would be one of the characters, uttering its words as if they were his own. At other times, he would devise some new character, invisible to the rest of the cast, but who would nonetheless accompany every turn of the plot with faithful dedication.

It beat the hell out of living, as far as he was concerned. In his episodes, everything became extraordinarily simple, regardless of how complex the situations seemed to be. His life, on the other hand, was too convoluted to bear any attempt at simplification. No matter what anyone might say, how many well-intentioned assurances they might provide that every problem has a solution and that he was not dealing with anything transcendent that thousands of people had not successfully dealt with before him, he knew that his case was different, that things were harder for him. That every attempt at resolution was always thwarted by incommensurable obstacles.

He had kept his spirits up for a while, stubbornly trying to surmount each of them, only to be met with yet another unexpected slip or tumble. Eventually, he gave up, sure that, whatever he did, he would never break that vicious circle, the sadistic never-ending carousel which kept entangling him in misfortune.

He did manage, from time to time, to nurse himself into motion, to rise from the ashes, as it were, suddenly infused with good-natured optimism and energy. It would not last long, granted. Soon, the burden of reality and the many problems that had accumulated unsolved, over the years, would swiftly drop on his head and drive him back to a screeching halt. Well, no, not screeching. Nothing about him had ever been loud and, he pretty much suspected, never would. Let us say instead that he quietly sunk into his usual stillness, into the sedentary gloom where the only suspicion of brightness resided in the flickering computer screen where all his beloved characters kindly held his hand and allowed him to drift into the familiar terrains where he felt, more than anywhere else, at home.

Some people had liquor or drugs, others had food or porn. His fix was fiction. The always changing and forever rewarding landscape of fiction, with its comforting expectedness and the reassuring pathos to be eventually resolved by the third act. Even a cliff-hanger at the end of an episode could be soothing, as it promised the inevitable resolution in the following instalment. It was more like a prank, he thought, a temporary fright to be soon proven unfounded. In his case, he did not even had to wait a whole week for the much necessary appeasement, since most of the series that he followed - the best ones, at least - were already terminated. He could easily binge-watch them at his own pace. After all, there were still a couple of hundred episodes to go. No biggy. No cliff-hanger could cause that much damage, emotional or otherwise, when there were still so many stories to be told, so many adventures, perilous or not, to be lived. Yes, binge-watching was his own personal drug, his religion, his eternal source of joy and peacefulness.

He would stop only to eat, shit and, occasionally, take a bath. Otherwise, his every waking moment was spent living his reveries in complete absorption. Inevitably, his nights were also filled with countless dreams which coherently picked on where the last episode had left off. Still, life called out to him occasionally, in an anxious whining, remembering him that, out there, somewhere, his troubles remained untouched, waiting for his reluctant intervention. His heart would race at such times, forcing him into a frenzy of sweat and shivers. The only way to escape it was to take a leap into the bottomless pit of fiction. And, with the strong-willed resolution of an Olympic diver, that was exactly what he did.

Then, one day, the plot of one of his episodes surprised him with the suggestion of a more permanent solution. The story revolved around meditation and alternate states of consciousness. The main character strived for an epiphany about the meaning of life, only to find himself in an alternate reality that existed exclusively in his mind. It was a run of the mill sci-fi plot, equal to thousands of others that he had already seen. However, the numerous references about historical uses of meditation and techniques to achieve trances of different sorts caught his attention. In the story, the character ended up being trapped forever in his alternate state of consciousness, comatose in real life, but gloriously happy in that other fake-believe world. That kind of wishful thinking made him wonder...

He made a break from his uninterrupted binge-watching habits to roam the internet. It was crucial that he conveniently investigated all that he could about the subject. The wonderful thing about the internet was that it always had thousands of possible answers to absolutely every question one might have. You just had to choose the one that better suited your purposes and needs. That was exactly what he did. And he did find a considerable amount of articles detailing how he could attain the alternate consciousness he believed to be the solution for everything in his life. Of course, there were also almost as many articles stating that such a thing could not be achieved. Not in the way he wished. That it was no more than fiction. Well, he already knew that. His many episodes had told him as much. What he now needed was someone who could tell him, with as much scientific assurance, that it was indeed possible and, more importantly, what exactly he had to do to get there. Once he found that – god bless the internet - he simply threw all remaining doubts into the garbage and resolutely began his attempts.

At first, he just laid on his bed, very quietly, breathing in and breathing out, and waiting for the so desired alternate consciousness to take over him. However, on the nights that he did not simply slide into an uneventful sleep, the noises in and around the house would keep the much needed concentration at bay. Therefore, he decided to get himself a pair of ear plugs and a sleep mask and, thus obliviating (hopefully for good) the traps of sight and sound, he started all over again.

Even if it as a little easier, or a bit less difficult, the task still proved to be a challenge. His mind would frequently wonder in a way that it did not when he was watching his episodes or naturally dreaming of them. It seemed forced somehow, which turned the venture into a bothersome chore, rather than the happy release he strived for.

Then, one night, it happened. He did not realize it at once, since there was no immediate difference from waiting for it in the dark. Because that was what it actually appeared as and what he eventually came to call it, as if referring to a real and very concrete place: the Dark. The first discrete clue was the fact that he seemed to be walking and not just lying in wait. He could discern neither light nor shadow, no objects or limits in sight, and, yet, his feet carried him, slowly but steadily. To what purpose and in what direction, he could not tell. He just walked.

Truth be told, he did not understand what could be profited from roaming the Dark. After all, that was not what he had gone there for. He had hoped that the trance would allow him a fuller experience of what his daily wishful thinking or nightly slumber had provided him with so far. But there were no characters or adventures in the Dark. Just... darkness. Solid, inscrutable and unforgiving.

He did not falter, even so. Perhaps persistence alone would reward him, he thought. Something had to happen, right? It could not be all just undistinguishable void. And, on the third day, it did. He was walking as usual, the nothingness surrounding him, silent and without contours. That was when he heard the steps. More than hear, he felt them. Maybe not even that. It was like a subtle wave of energy, of motion, that seemed to come from ahead, a little bit to his right. It made the hairs on his arms stand up and a faint unexpected chill made several passes up and down his spine. He did not quite get what it meant, at first. He just stopped in the middle of the Dark (is it possible to admit the middle of something, when you cannot define its frontiers or dimensions?) waiting for the sensation to become clearer. It was like someone was walking in his direction. Still far away, but definitely walking towards him. He stood his ground, waiting for him (her...? it...?) to draw closer. Maybe he could ask for directions or instructions, he considered, even if he was not sure, if questioned about it, that he would be able to provide the specific destination or task that could be enabled by such knowledge.

Just standing there, waiting, made him feel strangely queasy and light-headed, the same way you feel when you step into an escalator that you expect to be moving, but is still. Suddenly, he realized that it was the first time that he had stopped in the Dark. His feet had always kept moving when he was there.

Then, all of a sudden, he felt the presence close enough to experience the suspicion of smell and breath, even if could see nothing in the Dark. Before he could open a dialogue, he heard "you're new here". He acquiesced with a small nod of his head, too surprised by the fact that there had been no actual sound accompanying the utterance of such words. As if they had merely echoed in his head, with no physical source whatsoever. Is this telepathy, he wondered. "Yes, I can tell", the words continued, "Newbies are always easy to spot".

On that day, his instruction of the Dark began. In one long and detailed conversation, one that seemed to last for hours and hours (days?), he became privy to all its technicalities and subtleties. Much like the typical expositive speech on one of his episodes. Well, he thought, life is often very much like bad television.

They were called, or called themselves, travellers and originated from every corner of the world. Language seemed to be no obstacle, since they all communicated through thought, intention and concept, rather than articulated sentences or grammatical logic. As for the purpose of said travels, his interlocutor did not seem able to fully clarify. He mentioned something about enlightenment and personal growth, which did not make much sense to him. He suspected that the answer would be pretty much the same if he questioned other travellers. The fact was that he doubted that there were many people like him, with similar purposes and aches, either in the real world or in this contrived one. Although he had to admit that it was a seductive idea: the Dark as the place where he could finally find a community in which he fit, contrary to what happened in his everyday life. Practical experience soon destroyed that fleeting hope. Over the course of the next days (nights, actually, since that was the most propitious time for his alternate states of mind), every other traveller that he happened to come across only solidified the conclusions and suspicions of that first lengthy meeting. With very slight variations, they all repeated the same tired refrain.

However, on the times when he questioned them about what was really pertinent, the reason why he had begun the venture at all - the virtuosities of the Dark to accomplish a more solid construction of his fictionalized reveries - the answers that he got varied greatly.

Some stated, almost offended, that it was not what the Dark was there for. That what truly mattered was the transubstantiation - how religious it sounded - of the human mind and its spiritual rewards. Others did not really understand what he was driving at and simply shrugged him off without a second thought. A few, fortunately, ended up presenting him with the best thing close to hope. According to these, the Dark was full of possibilities and always ready to shape and bend itself to the will of our mind. That was perhaps its more alluring virtue, they claimed. One could build from it whole new worlds (brave or otherwise), moulding the shapelessness into whatever one wished, like clay. “After all, it is basically nothingness”, one of them eventually said, “and you can always create something out of nothing.” Like god, he snickered in his mind.

Yes, he could picture himself as a deity, even if only of his own life. That would be good enough, he needed no more. The concept was definitely enticing. The Dark as his private Olympus. More importantly, now that he had the answer to his quest, he could at last start building the haven that he had gone there to seek out. Although he did not know with what tools or by what means. All the travellers that he had spoken to seemed oblivious to such practical details. The closest they had gotten to suggest a reasonable answer was when they pointed out that it was an act of will, of his mind's will to be precise.

It really did not matter the how. He had gotten some kind of assurance that his efforts had not been in vain, that in the Dark lay the fruitful terrain where he could bring forth his long-cherished fantasy world. He would merely have to go through the usual process of trial and error. Something would (must) work. Eventually.

That was exactly what he did on his next incursions into the Dark. Every time, he would try something different. First, he just stood there in the middle of the unrelenting void. Once more, how could he know the middle of something which did not seem to have any shape, dimension or limits? That was how he thought of it, nonetheless. He felt the bothersome queasiness taking over him, again. As weird as it might sound, the Dark was apparently meant for perpetual movement and did not look kindly on stillness. Besides, the immobility contributed nothing to his desired objective. The ill-formed obscurity remained the same. Silent and shapeless.

Well, no use beating a dead horse, he thought. So, he moved onto the next experiment. And the next. And the next. He was close to losing hope when it happened. His steps were carrying him lightly over the soft nothingness, as his closed eyes struggled to evoke the settings and landscapes of one of his series. At the same time, his mind’s ear dedicatedly composed the seemingly noiseless hum that used to accompany each scene. See without seeing, hear without hearing, everything conjured by the sheer force of the imagination. Maybe that was the trick, it had occurred to him. In order to travel from the real world to the Dark, he had had to obliterate sight and sound. Perhaps, he had to do the same in the Dark if he wanted to accomplish his objective. After all, his eyes had always remained open over there, even if he could not see an inch in front of his nose. And his ears had always been alert, notwithstanding the obvious fact that there was not a drop of a pin to be heard.

Apparently, he had been right, too. Before he could realize what was happening, he felt something or someone brushing against his shoulder. The first thought on his mind was that it must be some other traveller whose approach he had been too distracted to notice. But, then, there was the feeling of warmth and sound and fragrances in the air that, he realized, were no longer a result of his voluntary evocations. Unsure, he softly opened his eyes. Just a little bit, like peeking.

It was there. It was all there. Still hazy, almost translucent, the Dark in the background very much present for the time being, but it was there. He could see the walls and, to and fro, the characters that he knew so well. He could hear the subtle sound of various machineries at work and the humdrum of the undistinguishable voices carrying out different conversations. He could even smell perfume and sweat and the distant suspicion of a meal being cooked in a faraway kitchen. For a moment, he considered closing his eyes again, in order to more fully bring to life the world he had just glimpsed, still merely sketched. However, he changed his mind. What if it all disappeared and he could not bring it back? Instead, he started walking the hall in front of him, willing it to become more solid and present. His instincts proved to be right, once again. As soon as he started inhabiting the fantasy that he had brought forth, it slowly became more precise and well-defined, the sounds clearer and the smells more pungent.

On that day, his true adventure in the Dark begun. He felt so happy that he found himself close to tears. Once he grasped, with perfect assurance, the art of creating his own perfect worlds in the Dark, he no longer thought of going back. He would never wake up from his trance, he decided. He would just remain there forever, perfectly contented.

Well, he would have, too, had it not been for an urgent need to pee. Somehow, the unexpected and immediate thought in his head had been that he was going to wet his bed in the real world. The humiliation of such an idea jolted him out of his reverie and, at the same time, out of the Dark itself. He opened his eyes and there they were again: the four walls of his bedroom. How stupid of him. How stupid of him! Why had he not thought of using a bathroom over there? After all, he ate there. He even slept there. He did everything else there, for Christ’s sake.

It seemed that he was not as proficient at the job as he thought, after all. He obviously still needed practice. He would get it right, he thought, as his bladder kept calling out to him. Still, before rushing to the toilet, he could not resist checking the calendar. He was sure that he must have spent days in his trance. That was not what the calendar told him, though. It was still the same day. Worse than that, according to his watch, not an hour had passed since he began his meditation exercises. That could not be right. It made no sense. He was sure that he had lived entire weeks in the worlds which he had summoned up in the Dark. Okay, he was not expecting it to be weeks in the real world. But, at least, some days. As it happened, not even hours. He was too mystified by the whole thing to properly wrap his head around it. Besides, his bladder was still complaining and he finally rushed to the bathroom without a second thought.

On that night, he did not try to go back to the Dark. He did not even turn on the computer to watch one of his regular series. He merely got under the sheets, fully clothed, and cried himself to sleep.


...


For a whole week he did not return to the Dark. He merely withdrew into his binge-watching habits, even if they seemed to pale in comparison now. There was no way that the episodes on the computer screen - or even his own wakeful imagination - could rival the tangibility of what the Dark had offered him.

Even so, he was unable to face the disillusionment of finding that his incursions were so fleeting. Perennial was what he had been striving for. Better still, eternal. He had been hoping, like the character in the episode that had spurred the whole thing, to be forever trapped in the worlds constructed in the Dark. Learning that it corresponded to brief bursts of time which lasted far less than his usual binge-watching marathons had been too much of a blow. If that was how it was supposed to be, what use could he have for it?

It was true that the interruption had been brought about by his need to pee. An accidental event, at best. One that had put an untimely halt to his incursion, true, but fruit of unexpected randomness, nonetheless. Perhaps he could circumnavigate such hazards if he was careful enough. More importantly, he had to properly evaluate the amount of time he could spend in the Dark. The notion was enough to goad him back into action. In fact, he became obsessed by it. He decided that he would methodically experiment, like a true scientist, until he got the answers that he needed. Those answers, he was sure, would provide him with a definite solution to his quandary.

The first surprise that he had was how easy it was to go back. He was expecting the hardships of the first attempts, but it was really like riding the proverbial bike again. Once he found himself in the Dark, everything came back to him by a simple act of will. All the stories, all the worlds, all the characters at once emerged from the nothingness with the same solid authenticity as before.

He had set the alarm clock for half an hour. He would subsequently try wider frames of time, but half an hour seemed like the sensible way to start. He knew that if he became too worried about when the alarm would go off, he would not be able to adequately concentrate and the worlds would quickly dissolve into mist. So, he did his best to put it out of his mind and surrender to the comings and goings of his favourite characters. So, firstly, the days and, then, the weeks went by, as he remained immersed in his fantasy worlds. When he realized that it must have been over a month, the idea of the alarm clock again crept into the back of his mind. Could it be possible that the ear plugs had prevented him from hearing it? Perhaps it had already gone off. He tried to restrain his anxiety, but the darkness had already begun to take over and, expectedly, he was soon thrown back into the reality of his bedroom. He looked at the watch on the nightstand. Only twelve minutes had gone by. What the..., he breathed out perplexed. It seemed as if the longer he spent in the Dark, the less time went by in the real world. It made absolutely no sense.

He was sure that the trick was to ignore the notion of the alarm clock. It would go off when the time came. There was no need to worry about it, right? One thing was certain: he would not give up. Throwing away his initial plan of gradually increasing the timeframe, he set the alarm clock for two hours and put the ear plugs and the sleep mask back on. He lay on his bed, in the darkened room, concentrating on his breathing exercises until he felt his feet walking the Dark once more.

Not days nor weeks went by this time. Whole months seemed to flee past, one after the other, as he contently went about his business in the Dark. He forgot all about the alarm clock and, at some point, an inner part of his subconscious came to believe that perhaps he had attained his objective. That he had indeed became comatose in real life and was an eternal part of his cherished reveries. That assurance only became stronger as the years seemed to pass without the alarm clock making its dreaded appearance.

Then, one day, perfectly out of the blue, he heard a voice behind him: “So, this is it... You finally managed to pull it off”. He turned around to face a young man with blond hair. Even if he had never seen him before – or actually heard his voice, for that matter – he immediately recognized him as one of the travellers. His name was Lars, if he was not mistaken, a Danish engineer with a penchant for chocolate and meditation. He had been one of those who had convinced him that there was a way of achieving his plans. And, now, there he was standing before him, not in the literal Dark, but in the fictionalized world which he had successfully constructed. He had no idea that other people, other travellers, could inhabit it or even see it. Apparently, neither did Lars. He was as astonished as he was.

Lars ended up spending a few days with him, sharing on the various landscapes and plots at his disposal. He was in awe with it all, like a child dazed by some unexpected gift on Christmas. He had to admit that it was nice having someone around. Well, someone not conjured up by his own mind, that is. No matter how real and concrete they appeared to be, they were still pretty much figments of his imagination. Lars, however, was truly real. Well, as real as the projection of one’s spirit can be.

Eventually, Lars had to go back to his life and he found himself, once again, alone with the thousands of characters that had come to represent his friends and family. For a split second, the notion that Lars seemed so young, when years were supposed to have gone by in the meantime, put a wrinkle of worry between his eyebrows. However, he had grown wiser by now and quickly shrugged it off, as he usually did with any plot hole which might get in the way of him fully enjoying one of his episodes. Fiction was all about suspension of disbelief, was it not?

He watched as the seasons changed to the point of losing count and everybody around him grew irremediably older. Some got married, others died. And, in the middle of it all, there were the births of countless babies to light and lighten everyone’s lives. There even came a point when all the recognizable characters from his series seemed to be long gone and, in their places, new ones, of his own devising, now stood. The Dark had stopped being the result of an imitation game. Every single detail around him was original and unique, no longer a copy or re-enactment of what he had once seen or heard. When he had started, he had moved from one reverie to the next, alternating between them as he fancied. After a while, and without ever making a conscious decision about it, he had started mixing them up, intertwining their distinct plots, bringing together supposedly unmatchable characters. As the time went by – the days, the months, the years – what he was left with had no longer anything in common with what he had started out with. The diverse and contradictory worlds had become a single, coherent and all-encompassing one, even if it seemed anachronistic and baroque. Aerodynamic skyscrapers neighboured medieval castles, Victorian horse carriages transported people to the spaceports, and elaborate luxurious meals were served in the most aseptic dining rooms. People in elegant corsets and campy leotards and futuristic jumpsuits crossed paths, unfettered and unbothered, at all times. And it was a perfect world. As it should. As he had always wished.

If imitation was the sincerest form of flattery, he thought to himself, then what he had achieved was perhaps the highest form of self-reliance.


...


The first time that it happened, it almost went unnoticed. It was so subtle and fleeting that he shrugged it off as a glitch of the Dark. A growl – or something akin to it – echoed far away and, for a brief moment, the familiar landscapes around him flickered, becoming temporarily translucent. It was as if the world as he knew it, the one so hardly constructed in the Dark, had come perilously close to fading away. The weirdest part about it was that he was not the only one who witnessed it. Everyone froze in their places, looking around perplexed, trying to make sense of the unexpected event. However, as if it was no more than a temporary power outage, as soon as it passed, they all went back to their business and life resumed its normal course. Nobody seemed to be giving the weird occurrence a second thought, checking it off as a fluke. So, he did the same.

A few days later, it happened again and, this time, there was no temporariness to it. The growl – it was most definitely a growl – resounded so strongly that the landscape did not merely flicker. It immediately shattered like glass. Literally like glass. He could see the colourful shards hovering in the air around him for a moment and, then, bursting in different directions as the Dark and its unrelenting obscurity took over again. He was expecting to be thrown back into the real world, but nothing of the sorts happened. He remained there, in the void, breathing heavily, his heart racing.

Once more, the growl. It seemed to be drawing closer. He could feel the cold sweat running down his back, unable to move. Perhaps if he could conjure his fictionalized world again, he might be able to make it go away... whatever “it” might be. He made an unhuman effort to get his bearings, trying hard to keep sane and rational, two things that he admittedly had never been good at. He could feel it approaching slowly (stealthily?), which only made matters worse. Straining to get a grip on himself, he concentrated on the task at hand. His mind raced through all the tricks in the book, desperately trying to bring back the shattered fantasy.

He was about to give up – he could feel the menacing presence nearer and nearer – when a hazy image began shaping itself around him and the Dark suddenly did not seem as darkened. The success spurred him further and, in a couple of seconds, everything was as it should be. He could not believe himself. He had managed it. Whatever that had been, whatever had happened, he had won over it. He could no longer feel its presence, just the usual sounds and sights and fragrances of his perfect world.

He took a deep relaxing breath, feeling contented with his skilfulness. Not all the air had yet been driven out of his mouth when he felt a moist gust against the back of his neck. It felt warm and, accompanying it, there was an unbelievingly foul stench. That was when he realized that it was the thing’s own breath that he was feeling. It was right behind him. He could almost imagine it ready to pounce.

This time, the growl was so sonorous and booming, that it literally shook him to the bones and a splash of what could only be described as wet slimy mucus sprayed him in the back. At once, the world around him zapped as if hit by a discharge of high voltage, a firework of electric explosions decimating everything and everyone into invisible ashes. When it was over, there was only the Dark, as always. And the thing behind him. Waiting.

The insistent moist of the disgusting breath filled him with dread and, then, something cold and wet rubbed against the back of his neck, as if tasting his scent. He was about to scream in uncontrollable terror, when he heard a familiar bip bip bip and was at once dragged back to the reality of his bedroom. He had been saved, if not by the bell, at least by the alarm clock.

When he noticed the smell, he thought that the beastly thing had been dragged back with him. Then, after a moment of shameful realization, he saw that he had shat and pissed himself. The sheets underneath him were soiled beyond recognition.

Then, and only then, did he began to cry.


...


This time around, it took him a lot longer than a week to gather enough courage to return to the Dark. Actually, he was not sure if it was a question of courage or pure unadulterated madness. The fact was that he had been scared out of his wits. Whatever that thing in the Dark was, he did not have many doubts that his life had been in serious peril. What he could not understand was why it had not appeared before. After all, he could not consider himself a novice to the Dark by now. He had been there often enough and for considerable amounts of time - or whatever the concept of time might be over there - without it having shown its face. Well, it had not showed its face exactly. And that was the main problem, was it not? What the hell was it, after all? His mind kept going round and round, obsessing about the same endless questions. He did get obsessed very easily, he had to admit. Whatever the case, and no matter how hard the notion was, he suspected that the only way to get some answers was by going back to the Dark. And he was not certain that he was quite ready for that. Not yet, anyhow.

He tried to return to his episodes, but the Dark had definitely ruined them for him. They had lost all their appeal and he often found himself unable to dully concentrate on the simplest plots or to show any honest interest in the characters which had once represented the whole world to him. It was like looking at an old scrapbook of people he once loved but no longer cared about. At such times, he would turn off the computer and lay in bed, with only the obscurity and the silence as his companions. It was a different kind of darkness, granted, but at least it brought him a little bit closer to a sense of familiarity which momentarily appeased his troubled mind. Of course, he would not dare trying any breathing exercises as before. In fact, he kept his mind permanently busy with thoughts that, he hoped, would prevent any accidental trip into the Dark. He had become so skilful at it by now, that he was afraid he might get there without really trying, just by closing his eyes and relaxing. Then again, perhaps that should not even be a concern, since he was always far from being relaxed. Now that he had neither the usual distraction of his episodes, nor the comforting fulfilment of the world constructed in the Dark, all that was left to him was his ever-chagrined life. Its worries and demands again began swirling around him, screeching for attention. As a result, most of his wakeful hours were spent in uncontrollable tears that robbed him of any hope of peacefulness.

And, as was customary, things eventually took a turn for the worse. After a few weeks of stale torpor, the world outside finally found a way in, bringing down his last walls of defence. It began with the reminder of all the debts he had accumulated over the years, went on to the hard realization that he had no more money in the bank and ended with the eviction notice. To make a short story even shorter, he had little over two weeks to vacate his apartment.


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The eviction notice had left him no choice. No matter what the dangers might be, he had to return to the Dark. He refused to see himself living on the streets, a cardboard box for a bed and dependent on some eventual charity to get food on his stomach. If he managed to fully inhabit the world constructed in the Dark, the body he left behind would not have to face that gruesome prospect. It would probably be taken to a hospital, until science could find a way of bringing him back from the coma. Hopefully, that would never come to be and he would spend all eternity in his reverie. He had a mere two weeks to accomplish it, but that might be just enough time. First, however, he had to go back and find both what that beastly thing was and how to successfully avoid it.

Therefore, he gathered as much courage as he could and started planning the best way to go about the enterprise. He could afford no mistakes. Not when the deadline was so insistently breathing upon his neck. His objective was clear: he had to find some other traveller and question him about what had happened, preferably before the thing made a new – and, perhaps this time, deadlier - appearance. Since the alarm clock had proved to be an efficient way of bringing him back from the Dark, he considered it to be his best weapon and decided to make due use of it. He set it for two minutes, first. That might be enough time to roam the Dark after an explanation, at least as an initial try.

As it turned out, two minutes were not enough, even if it seemed a lot longer than that, as expected. In fact, the inevitable fear and anxiety only made time seem to pass even slower than usual in the Dark. Be that as it may, when the alarm went off, he had not yet managed to find somebody else out there. So, he added one more minute and went back. He would keep doing it until he attained his goal.

When he was already on the sixth minute timeframe, he did.

It was not Lars who crossed his path, although he would have appreciated that. And he was not of much help either, since he seemed to have no idea of what he was talking about. That made him wonder if the dreaded thing in the Dark might be something only he could see and hear. Perhaps something brought about by the world he had constructed? Something so specific to him that there was no way other travellers could help? He adamantly refused the idea, not because it was improbable – far from it – but because that made his dilemma unsolvable. He could not have that, now, could he? Every problem has a solution. Was that not what everybody had always told him, despite his suborn assurance to the contrary? Well, maybe problems do not always have a solution in the real world, but they do in fiction and, therefore, they would have too in the Dark. They simply must have.

His persistence payed off. The third traveller that he met frowned worriedly once he began describing what had happened to him. “You really must have travelled a lot”, he finally said. According to him, when one travelled farther enough, one eventually approached the boundaries of the Dark. Where it all ends and the unknown begins. So, the Dark had limits after all, he thought. “Of course it has limits...”, the other one said, reminding him that travellers basically communicated by reading each other’s minds, “everything has limits. The Dark is no different”. Then, what was that thing in the Dark, he asked. It was really the only thing that mattered to him. “You see...”, the traveller said in an effort at pedagogy, “in the Dark, we are both in our own minds and in an alternate plane of consciousness”. He started fidgeting as soon as the other started rambling about the metaphysical implications of the Dark and throwing words around like Id and Ego. He was not interested in metaphysics or psychobabble, only in saving his own ass and how to achieve it. The traveller patiently explained that it was all connected and that, the same way that our mind has dark recesses hidden from our conscience, where all our secret monsters dwell, so has the dark, like an augmented mirror image of our own brain. “If you dare to travel deep enough into that unknown part of your mind, you are expected to find them eventually”, he concluded.

So, in a way, he thought, the thing in the Dark was also a product, if not of his wakeful imagination, at least of his unconscious mind. That notion did not seem to make it any less dangerous. He could still feel its fangs and claws reaching out to him in the Dark.

Most importantly, the Dark was perpetual movement. The only way to achieve the construction of his fantasy world was to just keep walking, never stopping, always moving ahead. Once he did that, he would inevitably reach its frontiers, where the monster would be lying in wait. Perhaps if he managed to go in circles? That way, he would never reach the limits of the Dark. Yet, he knew that it would be impossible to control, from within his constructed world and distracted by all the plots and characters, the direction he might or might not take in the Dark. It was a question of chance. And chances were that, after a few years or decades, he would find himself on that feared threshold where his life might end for good.

Then, it suddenly came to him. What if he managed to incorporate it into his imagination? Instead of allowing it to remain a part of his hidden mind, force it out in order to gain form in the concrete landscape of the world which he had constructed? Every good story has a villain. Better still if the villain is an actual bogey man. He could make it the nemesis that the townsfolk have to fight, bringing everyone together in a common goal. The idea was so farfetched that it might just work. Farfetched ideas always worked better in fiction.

The first step would be to instil the concept of the threatening monster into the minds of every character, perhaps part of some millennial legend. There would obviously be those always rational opponents who would refrain from believing in its existence, since it would make for good conflict. Even so, he would make sure that the wider part of the population would consider the thing’s concrete danger as cannon. More than that, he would even have them preparing their whole lives for the day when the monster would appear, as prophesised by the ancient lore. An army, dedicatedly training for years on the various arts of war. Yes, that should do it. He would see to it that it would.

When the time finally came to put what he believed to be his bulletproof plan into action, the first thing that he did was to smash his alarm clock into tiny unrecognizable pieces. He went even farther than that. He disconnected the doorbell and turned off every appliance in the house which might accidently make any noise. He was not going to risk anything disturbing his trance. He was going into the Dark for good and had no intentions of ever coming back.


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He guessed that some twenty or thirty years went by. He no longer bothered trying to calculate how many hours that might correspond to in the real world. As far as he was concerned, he was already in an irretrievable coma. The monster never did make an appearance, even if everyone around him was fully prepared for it and there were even thousands of books describing its ageless tale, along with very graphic sketches of its aspect, all different and each more horrific than the last.

Other than that, life in the Dark was perfect. Taking into account that it was a product of his mind, he could very easily have been the president, king or emperor of his world: all those posts existed over there and were equivalent to distinct degrees of power. Nonetheless, he preferred to experience his life in the Dark as a common man. It somehow proved to be more rewarding and allowed him to, more often than not, be an observer of the events instead of actually taking part in them. It was like binge-watching all over again, only better.

He never got married. He never even fell in love, which was not all that important to him. He just needed to feel safe and protected. If he had that, he had no need for love. He did have people whom he cherished greatly, though. A group of friends which represented family to him in a way that his own real family never did. The truth was that he was happier than he had ever been before. And there was a sense of untainted fulfilment that contaminated his every waking hour. Even sleep had never felt so rewarding.

Then, after a few decades, and when he was no longer expecting it, it came back. The monster. The thing. The dreaded “it”.

As before, it announced its approaching presence with a bone chilling growl. Everyone drew to a halt and even the most common appliances stopped working. The landscape, the buildings, every person around him remained untouched, however. There was no flickering or shattering of the world around him this time. It did not explode in a thousand electrical storms. It simply remained unscathed and expectant, waiting for the so feared fairy-tale monster to come into view.

The growl again echoed, this time from a different direction. Wow, it must move really fast, he thought as everybody rushed to their battle stations in a reasonably controlled panic. People were getting their weapons from their houses, taking the opportunity to lock the young, the elder and the weak in the safe rooms purposely built for such an eventuality. There were two more growls, this time one right after the other. The only problem was that both seemed to come from different points of origin. He had never considered the possibility that there might be more than one monster. The idea had never even crossed his mind. His eyes struggled to discern their approach, squinting at the farthest horizon, but he could not see a thing. Not even a blur. A small moving dot. Nothing.

Yet, as the growls became more frequent and constant, it also became obvious that they were getting closer and closer by the minute (was it a nanosecond in the real world or even less?). Nevertheless, that was not the most frightening part. Once the growls began doubling and redoubling without respite, the only conclusion he was left with was that there were definitely a lot more than just two. He tried to count them but soon gave up. They were uncountable. They were all around.

That was when all hell broke loose. Unable to believe his own eyes, he saw as people suddenly appeared to be torn into bloody pieces with no apparent reason. They would just be ripped into two, blood gushing, severed body parts hitting the ground with a revolting thud. Even chunks of the landscape seemed to be eaten away, revealing the ever constant Dark through the holes it left. He realized that the things, the monsters, were doing it. Eating away his world. Tearing it to irrevocable pieces. Nobody could see them, not even him. How can you fight what you cannot see, he riled frantically. How did he not think of such a possibility? After all, he had never really seen it. He merely felt its presence and his imagination filled in the blanks. He was expecting that the drawings conjuring up the beast’s appearance might have been enough to give it concrete substance, but apparently not. The only thing they achieved, if he was to trust his assumptions, was multiplying it to infinity. Even if they could not be seen, still they must be an invisible embodiment of the endless versions sketched in the books of its lore. Or, perhaps, none of it was true. Perhaps, there had always been countless monsters in the Dark and he had met a single one, on that first time. Whatever the case, it was no longer important. Explanations had ceased to be pertinent.

He watched as his world, every familiar landscape and everyone he knew was decimated by the never-ending hungriness of the monsters. The original Dark became increasingly more present through the holes that grew wider and wider. At last, there was nothing but the silent obscurity and the pained memory of what once had been. He could feel the pack of deadly things surrounding him, stepping closer and closer, as he remained frozen in the middle of it, unable to move even a finger.

So, here I am at the end of the Dark, he mused, trying to joke his way out of it. A book that he used to have as a kid came back to his mind, unsolicited. He remembered that it was full of maps of different kinds and shapes, from different times and places. He would spend hours on end immersed in it, he recalled, not so much because he liked geography, but because it allowed him to imagine all sorts of fantastical voyages. Who could have said it? That he had all the makings of a traveller even as earlier as that. Nonetheless, the main reason why that specific book had been brought back to his mind was a phrase which he once spotted on the edge of a medieval map: hic sunt leones. “That’s Latin”, his father said when he asked him about it, “Here be lions”. Apparently, the phrase had had several variations that substituted the felines in question with elephants, sea serpents, dragons, dog-headed beings and other improbable creatures. On most cases, as with the lions, the most practical explanation for the cryptic phrase was that it signalled a faraway land where such animals dwelled, as it happened with Africa, a wide and almost unknown territory at the time for most of the civilized world of the Middle Ages. Of course, there was also – there always is – a more fantastical explanation, which attributed its meaning to the physical end of the known world, one in accordance with the notions that the earth is flat and its edge full of supernatural and unhuman perils.

Apparently, the most fantastical explanation seemed to be true after all, because, whether it was his unconscious mind or the edges of the Dark that one considered, here most definitely be lions. Lions, dragons and a whole collection of monsters ready to turn you into dust. So, that is the reward for whoever ventures into the farthest reaches, resolutely facing the darkness, he thought. One gets devoured. And that was exactly what was about to happen to him, he was sure. He could feel the circle of beasts tightening around him, their foul breaths unbearably present and the fangs ravenously dripping with saliva. He wanted to scream in terror, but was not even able to do that.

The bites came one after the other in an almost choreographed synchronicity and he was surprised by the fact that there was no pain whatsoever accompanying it. He could feel whole parts of him being torn away, as if it was not him at all, but something he witnessed from the outside. Perhaps their fangs distilled some kind of anaesthetic that numbed his senses and allowed him to fully experience the adventure of being devoured alive. His mind nonsensically wondered what might be happening to his body in the real world. Were pieces of him spread out in the bedroom, his bed soaking wet with blood? In the Dark, he obviously could feel his body, but had never really seen it, since it was his mind, his spirit, which was there. Besides, one can never see anything in the Dark, not in the true Dark, when it is emptied of fantasies and constructed worlds. So, he could not see his body now, either. Even so, he did feel it as it was being eaten. He most certainly did. And, then, very suddenly and without warning, he felt nothing else. No more.




Sunday 26 July 2015

VEGANS WITH SANDALS


Not a very long time ago (and in this very galaxy), it was possible to copy text from a Word document directly to a post and Blogger would automatically preserve the original formatting (paragraph alignment, indentations and such).

After a year working on this short story, I suddenly found out that this is no longer possible (hurray for Google continually “improving our experience” with its products). Since this short story is so dependent on format - in a way, it is an exercise in format - it would be tantamount to artistic rape to publish it in these conditions.

So, I decided to publish it in a PDF format instead. It is still not ideal, since the use of images in this short story was initially conceptualized taking into account the format of the continuous webpage. However, it is the medium which allows me to present it in its truest form.

Here it is. You can either read it in the Google Drive previsualization, or simply download it to print and/or read it later. Enjoy.







For the more curious ones, further down, I am publishing all the images included in the short story, just in case you feel like having a better look at them.

Needless to say: SPOILERS ahead!






Fade in on the airport:







Movie night with Piet and Elad:






Elad’s spreadsheet:





Nazi salute at the restaurant:







Piet and Elad go Kaboom:




Elad and Piet’s dance moves:






Anik turns to the dark side:





The subway grate:





Getting down on the tracks:





Into the tunnel:




Elad and Piet run for their lives:






Piet goes pipe crazy:








The sandals: